1 – It just wouldn’t be a Kristen Stewart movie without a love triangle of some sort. And when you add extremely pale skin to the mix, it just wouldn’t feel right if the girl wasn’t torn between team muscles and team cheekbones.
2 – When you accidentally anger a camouflaged gigantic troll in the middle of a forest and come face to face with the raging beast, do not attempt to hack at it with an axe. Instead, scream at it and challenge it to a staring competition until it backs away, defeated. *
3 – When in doubt of who the bad guys are, look for the ones in anything black – black stones, black feathers, crawling out of black tar … you get the gist.
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